;)> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
> > all of his money,
> > and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> > Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
> > I want you to take all my
> > money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> > money to the afterlife
> > with me.'
> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart
> > that when he died,
> > she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> > Well, he died . . .
> > He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
> > there in black,
> > and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
> > the ceremony,
> > just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket,
> > the wife said,
> > 'Wait, just a minute!'
> > She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
> > it in the casket.
> > Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
> > rolled it away.
> > Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
> > put all that money in
> > there with your husband.'
> > The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on
> > my word. I promised him
> > that I was going to put that money in that casket with
> > him.'
> > 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> > with him !!! ?'
> > 'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all
> > together, put it into my account and
> > wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend
> > it.'
> > Moral of the story: Women are smarter than Men .....
> > Send this to a smart women you know, or a man with a good
> > sense
> > of humor .. . . . . I just did.
