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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey

I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada

with my boss & several of his Friends.


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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good

opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v

been wanting,


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so could you please pack enough Clothes for a

week and set out my rod and fishing box we're

Leaving From the office & I will swing by the

house to pick my things up'




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'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'

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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but

being the good wife she is, did exactly what

her husband asked.



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The following Weekend he came home a little

tired but otherwise looking good.


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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he

caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of

Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk

pajamas like I asked you to Do?'




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You'll love the answer...


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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your

fishing box!!!'




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