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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey
I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada
with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good
opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v
been wanting,
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so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box we're
Leaving From the office & I will swing by the
house to pick my things up'
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'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but
being the good wife she is, did exactly what
her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little
tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he
caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of
Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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You'll love the answer...
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your
fishing box!!!'
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