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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce
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The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph
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The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says , because I've beenhaving an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are

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Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently

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Up to 80.. I want the car, too,' he continues

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mph85. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat

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The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, Isn't there anything you want ?
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The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice: ' No, I've got everything I need

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Oh, really,' he inquires, so what have you got ?

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Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles: The airbag

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Moral of the Story
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:11vil: Women are dangerous :11vil:
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