rofl
sooooooooooooooo funny judy

i like them all
but these ones are wayyyyyy funnier than the others

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. >>>>>Me :D

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.


thx judy u have put a smile on my face :D