Types Of Women



HARD-DISK Woman

She remembers everything, FOREVER



RAM Woman

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off



WINDOWS Woman

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her



SCREENSAVER Woman

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun



INTERNET Woman

Difficult to access



SERVER Woman

Always busy when you need her



MULTIMEDIA Woman

She makes horrible things look beautiful



CD-ROM Woman

She is always faster and faster



VIRUS Woman

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything